User Profile

This is the place for my random thoughts on Life, the Universe and everything, especially David Tennant (Doctor Who), The Gilmore Girls, Logan in particular and other musings, which may include random rants about my life, my family and my work.

I am a fun loving female specimen of the human species who has an unfortunate penchant for licking windows as it makes me happy and amuses those around me.

I enjoy spending my days bouncing off the walls of my padded cell and would love to have a room-mate for tag cell bouncing. I am easily tamed with Pepsi Max, chocolate buttons and haribo, as they are the only things that can control the urges to sucker myself to a window as in retro Garfield style that your mum used to have in the car. I am mourning the temporary loss of both my fellow window licking troll and my partner in crime who has managed to escape! So i am living in hope of someone sending me in a HUGE bag of Woolworths pick n mix, as i have been reliably informed that this is the only way of bribing the guards to said padded cell, then they might let me out, even if its only for day release!

Oh and just in case i do get out, Boys, you have read the profile, so YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, i am not sane, i am not very nice sometimes, i will try to remember to take the medication given to me by the men in white coats, but then again i might not. I will try not to bite, unless you have had your injections for various tropical diseases, then if you ask nice enough i might.

As mentioned above, i am of the human species so therefore would really appreciate, no, i demand that anyone who wants to message me is also of the human species. I would prefer you to be of the male gender that has their own teeth and hair but failing the hair requirement i must insist on the teeth thingy, thankyou.

Don't bother telling me you are just like me because let's be honest that's really unlikely and I only want to lick windows so don't ask

Also don't ask me if I am on MSN on your first message or offer to send me pictures, this will just result in being ignored. If I don't reply don't be offended its just because I can't be bothered.

Right, thats me, thankyou for popping by and checking out my profile, if you like what you see, you know the drill, send me a message. If you dont like the profile, thankyou anyway, now just turn the page and Fook off!!

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If you are ever in a quandry and cant seem to find the answer, just remember 1977, the answer is always 1977!!

Byyeeee

Thank you to euterpeslullaby for the wonderful mood theme and all the help to get it working.

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